When a customer comes to the window while I’m making 100 drinks and asks if I can get them a coffee refill.
WHY YOU NO WAIT IN LINE AT FRONT COUNTER?
Asks for black coffee. Gets black coffee. Complains there is no room in his coffee.
Asks for black coffee. “Any room for cream?” Repeats “BLACK COFFEE”.
What I say: “Sorry, just makin’ sure!”
What I want to say: “You’re an idiot.”
I don’t care how nice you are, if you don’t tip your baristas, there is a high likelihood they dislike you.
You order a 24 oz, double-cupped, 135 degree, no foam, whole milk, ristretto shot, 2/3 sweet white chocolate venetian and always ask to have the fireplace turned on.
I hate you.
- There are two types of people who order a cappuccino.
- 1. Those who know exactly what it is.
- 2. Those who have no idea what it is.
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